"If Lifting Was Easy It Would Be Called Your Mom" 4 - Gildan 5000 Heavy Cotton Tee

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"If Lifting Was Easy It Would Be Called Your Mom" 4 - Gildan 5000 Heavy Cotton Tee

$34.99

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If Lifting Was Easy It Would Be Called Your Mom 4 — Men’s Gildan 5000 Heavy Cotton Tee (Dumbbell / Funny Gym Shirt)

Bring the roast to the rack. This men’s heavyweight tee features bold text and a dumbbell graphic reading “If Lifting Was Easy It Would Be Called Your Mom.” Printed on the trusted Gildan Heavy Cotton™ 5000 and fulfilled on demand, it’s a durable, laugh-ready shirt for lifters, gym bros, and anyone who likes their workout apparel with a side of sass.

Why you’ll love it

  • Hilarious, attention-getting slogan that’s perfect for the gym or casual wear
  • Built to last: Gildan 5000 heavy cotton offers a substantial, long-lasting feel
  • Classic men’s/unisex fit: comfortable for workouts, layering, or everyday wear
  • Printed on demand: multiple sizes & colors available, low inventory risk

Product details

  • Brand & model: Gildan Heavy Cotton™ 5000 (Men’s)
  • Material: Preshrunk heavyweight cotton (solid colors typically 100% cotton; some heathers contain polyester)
  • Fit: Classic/regular men’s/unisex fit — true to size (see size chart)
  • Print: High-quality DTG or screen print depending on fulfillment
  • Care: Machine wash cold inside out; tumble dry low or hang dry to preserve print

Sizing & fulfillment

  • Check the size chart in listing images before ordering. If you prefer a roomier fit, consider ordering one size up.
  • Printed & shipped on demand — typical fulfillment time 2–7 business days plus shipping (times vary by location). Message us for bulk or expedited options.

Perfect for

  • Weightlifters, CrossFitters, gym regulars, and novelty collectors
  • Gifts: birthdays, gym milestones, Secret Santa, or stocking stuffers

Own the joke — add this shirt to your cart and lift with attitude.

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Size guide



  S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
A) Length (cm) 71.1 73.7 76.2 78.7 81.3 83.8 86 89
B) Width (cm) 91.4 101.6 111.8 122 132 142.2 152 162
B) Half Chest (cm) 45.7 50.8 55.9 61 66 71.1 76 81



  S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
A) Length (inches) 28 29 30 31 32 33 33.9 35
B) Width (inches) 36 40 44 48 52 56 59.8 63.8
B) Half Chest (inches) 18 20 22 24 26 28 29.9 31.9



Care Instructions

General The tee combines comfort, style, and durability, making it a top choice for both everyday wear and craft projects.
Wash Maintain the tee's look and feel by washing it in cold water with similar colors.
Dry Tumble dry low or hang dry to preserve the fabric integrity and print quality.
Store Ideal for retail and online stores looking for a high-quality, customizable tee that supports ethical manufacturing practices

Standard (3-5 business days) - $4.99, Orders $0.00-$49.99

Standard (3-5 business days) - FREE over $50, Orders $50.00 and up

Expedited (2-3 business days) - $15

"If Lifting Was Easy It Would Be Called Your Mom" 4 - Gildan 5000 Heavy Cotton Tee

$34.99

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