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This men’s heavyweight cotton tank features the bold slogan “I Flexed and The Sleeves Fell Off” and is printed on the reliable Gildan 5200 heavyweight tank — built for workouts, warm-weather days, and flexing with flair.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhy you’ll love it\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFunny, attention-grabbing slogan that’s perfect for lifters and gym regulars\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDurable build: printed on the Gildan 5200 heavy cotton tank for structure and long-lasting wear\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSleeveless muscle cut lets you move freely and show off gains\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGreat gift for bodybuilders, weightlifters, gym buddies, or anyone who loves a fitness joke\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eProduct details\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBrand \u0026amp; model: Gildan 5200 Men’s Heavy Cotton Tank\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMaterial: Preshrunk heavyweight cotton (fiber content may vary by color; see variant details)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFit: Classic men’s tank\/muscle cut — true to size; designed for a sleeveless, athletic look\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrint: High-quality, durable print (screen print or DTG depending on color\/quantity)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCare: Machine wash cold inside out; tumble dry low or hang dry to preserve print\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSizing \u0026amp; ordering tips\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCheck the size chart before ordering. 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