"Everything Hurts and I’m Hungry" 4 — Men’s Gildan 5000 Heavy Cotton T‑Shirt (Barbell / Workout Tee)
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"Everything Hurts and I’m Hungry" 4 — Men’s Gildan 5000 Heavy Cotton T‑Shirt (Barbell / Workout Tee)
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Everything Hurts and I’m Hungry 4 — Men’s Gildan 5000 Heavy Cotton T‑Shirt (Barbell / Workout Tee)
Keep it real after leg day. This men’s heavy cotton tee features bold text and a clean barbell graphic reading “Everything Hurts and I’m Hungry” — the perfect laugh-for-survival shirt for anyone who trains hard and eats harder. Printed on the trusted Gildan Heavy Cotton™ 5000, it’s durable, comfortable, and built to withstand many workouts and washes.
Why you’ll love it
- Relatable gym humor: a perfect post-workout one-liner that fellow lifters will appreciate.
- Quality base: printed on Gildan 5000 heavyweight cotton for a substantial, long-lasting feel.
- Classic men’s fit: comfortable through the chest and shoulders — works great for layering or solo wear.
- Versatile: gym sessions, casual wear, gym selfies, or as a funny gift for a workout buddy.
Product details
- Brand & model: Gildan Heavy Cotton™ 5000 (Men’s)
- Material: Preshrunk heavyweight cotton (solid colors typically 100% cotton; some heathers contain polyester)
- Fit: Classic/regular men’s fit — true to size
- Print: High-quality, durable screen print or DTG depending on color/quantity
- Care: Machine wash cold inside out; tumble dry low or hang dry to preserve print
Sizing & ordering tips
- Check the size chart in the listing images before ordering — if you prefer a roomier fit, order one size up.
- This is a men’s cut; consider sizing down for a closer fit or reference measurements if buying for women.
Perfect for
- Weightlifters, CrossFitters, and gym regulars
- Post-leg-day survivors and hungry lifters
- Birthdays, gym milestones, Secret Santa, or gym buddy gifts
Shipping & customization
- Ready-to-ship or printed to order depending on listing. Message us for bulk orders, custom colors, or alternate print placement.
Get yours now — wear the truth and earn the meal.
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Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| A) Length (cm) | 71.1 | 73.7 | 76.2 | 78.7 | 81.3 | 83.8 | 86 | 89 |
| B) Width (cm) | 91.4 | 101.6 | 111.8 | 122 | 132 | 142.2 | 152 | 162 |
| B) Half Chest (cm) | 45.7 | 50.8 | 55.9 | 61 | 66 | 71.1 | 76 | 81 |
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| A) Length (inches) | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 33.9 | 35 |
| B) Width (inches) | 36 | 40 | 44 | 48 | 52 | 56 | 59.8 | 63.8 |
| B) Half Chest (inches) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 29.9 | 31.9 |
Care Instructions
| General | The tee combines comfort, style, and durability, making it a top choice for both everyday wear and craft projects. |
| Wash | Maintain the tee's look and feel by washing it in cold water with similar colors. |
| Dry | Tumble dry low or hang dry to preserve the fabric integrity and print quality. |
| Store | Ideal for retail and online stores looking for a high-quality, customizable tee that supports ethical manufacturing practices |
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